Joel Wickboldt is running the marathon and all he's got is this crazy fundraiser for Concordia fundraiser page
One day, a guy named Joel woke up and realized he was old. Well, not THAT old. But nonetheless, older than usual. 'It's been a while since I ran with that oustanding, world renowned CONCORDIA UNIVERSITY COUGAR cross country team.' Joel said to himself, while eating his breakfast of Wheaties. 'MMm hmm.' said his lovely wife, interested as usual in his ramblings. 'Well, you know what I mean, awesome wife of mine, having attended CONCORDIA UNIVERSITY yourself.' 'Indeed, my athletic, 34 year old husband who hasn't run a day in the last 7 years due to the birth and raising of our smart, funny and also athletic daughter.' His wife continued to speak and added a sentence that would change his life forever- 'You should run... AGAIN IN THE FUTURE.' Temporarily startled and a bit amused, Joel pondered his little brain. 'I could do just that, IF ONLY I HAD A GOOD REASON TO.' ring, ring! went Joel's new-ish cellular device. It was his roommate from his days at CONCORDIA UNIVERSITY RIVER FOREST (3rd David) - JASON HOYT. 'Would you care to partake in a bit of athletic insanity and also raise some money for the CONCORDIA UNIVERSITY HEALTH AND WELLNESS CENTER?' Jason asked in a polite and firm a tone as possible. 'Why yes, my good man, nothing would please me more!' Joel responded vigorously. He immediately hung up on Jason, ran out the door, completed the 8 mile loop around his condominium, wiped a bead of sweat from his brow, and ate some bacon.
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